Letter To Bill Gates

Dear Bill Gates,

How are you? 

It's really great that you are using your billions to save lives with all those vaccines.

Wasn't it weird about all those areas of India where the polio vaccines linked to your foundation, were widely administered, just so happened to end up with 47,500 paralyzed children.

I don't know if it's true since the TV news won't report on it, it's kind of like it doesn't exist.

The french news paper La Voix du Nord reported on new meningitis vaccine; again linked to your foundation, that paralyzed at least 50 children in Chad, Africa.

Must be a lot more cost effective to spend billions on vaccines rather than just a few million on healthy food, clean water and sanitation.

It's too bad that some people don't want your GMO crops.

When I saw the movie Field Of Dreams; if you grow it they will come, and if they eat it they might have hallucinations of famous baseball heroes too.

By the way, how are those 500 hundred thousand shares of Monsanto treating you?  Guess you don't need the money, but maybe it feels good to be on the winning team.

I also read that you recently invested 25 million in an experimental GMO center in Mexico.

Hey didn't you also fund a heirloom seed storage volt project in the arctic?

Guess that was just one for you and the super friends club, huh? —beggars can't be choosers.

I heard the future doesn't need us, but it sure does needs a Bill Gates...have you considered having yourself cloned by the millions?

With that many billionaires there'd be no more poor people and you could be in every African nation at the same time.

I know that you say that vaccines are safe and effective, but I had a dream that your wife was a wicked witch, and she unleashed her genetically engineered mosquitoes to force vaccinate an unwitting populous.

It somehow reminded me of evil flying monkeys.

Then you put on a wizard hat and sprinkled nano-particles in the sky and played a HAARP and made a tornado.

I know it was just a dream, but you really creep me out.

Sincerely,

ME

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